Here’s something delightful from Sick Days:
“General office staff donâ€™t get doors or windows. Period.
Supervisors with less than 5 years experience get indirect sunlight. Supervisors with 5 years experience get an office with a window â€” when one comes free. And that can take years. But they donâ€™t get doors.
Managers get offices with windows and doors â€” but not corner offices. That would be wrong. The exception is managers with 20 years of service. They get corner offices â€“ but only on the south east side of the building.”